I wake up to find myself in the headmatsers office , downing gown and holding a notice which states categorically that i now run the school. Staff and students are now under my rule . I call for an assembly and i make i speech , stating how all members of staff should teach . Institute the three day school week and no more school whne winter is at it’s peak . To all prefects who thought they would see me hanged , i will demote you quicker than a quick silver and reduce all to the lowest rank if not expulsion its God you should thank . To all elements which derive immerse pleasure from inflicting pain in their hours of leisure , i will sue you all for your hides and blood and make sure they get their just rewards . i will ban homework of any kind nevermind their school work will not lag behind . Breaktime the most important part of a school day . We will have it ‘s time trippled without delay . The language we speak is far too formal can we not have a dialet a bit out of normal like , ‘‘Yoh my man i scheme your lyrics are cool . ’’ If anyone breaks my school rules then i was going to descent up then like a tonne of bricks .
